This happened 2 days after the teacher decided on a seating arrangement for her class.
Boy: Teacher! Teacher! Can I change seats please?
Teacher: No! You have to learn to sit with other people. Can't sit with your friends all the time.
Boy: No, but you don't understand...I HAVE to change seats!
Teacher: Why? Give me a good reason.
Boy: I..I....I just have to change seats!
Teacher: Nope. You just have to stick to your seat unless you can give me a good reason.
Boy: The girl next to me is distracting me...I can't concentrate on the lesson.
Teacher: (disbelievingly) How, may i ask, is she doing that??
Boy: She...uh....she keeps digging her nose in class! I just can't concentrate!
Teacher: (shocked and trying not to snigger) Oh...erm...
(to be continued...)