A certain friend blogged about this today...Felt inspired to add on to her list...*heh*
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Here's hers...

Some of the expressions that describe how I feel every morning:
1. Run over by a bus/truck

2. An old and battered floor mat that everyone's stepped on

3. That I'm drowning and there's no one around to save me

4. A lonely toilet paper roll that's reaching the end of its roll

5. A loser that's been hit by a heavyweight champion and about to pass out

6. An obsolete computer (486??) that nobody wants

7. An old and heavy FORD

8. A pair of glasses that a big fat lady has accidentally sat on

9. A runaway train that's falling off a cliff

10. That some idiot has grabbed my head and shake it so violently that it's induced a constant spinning feeling

11. An overstretched rubber band

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And here's mine...

How i feel in the mornings...
11) like i've somehow been tricked into running 10km at a 100m sprint speed...

12)Like i've fallen from the 10th floor and somehow managed to survive the fall...but barely

13)Like someone had glued my eyelids shut sometime during the night.

14)Like a piece of wet dishrag that has been wrung many times and is still being wrung

15)Like i've been run over by a truck and the truck is still on top of me

16)Like a bird flying away for winter to a far far away plc that never seems to get nearer

17)Like wat paper must feel after gg thru the shredder

18)Like chocolate that has been left in a car to bake in the sun and forgotten whilst in a demented shape

19)Like a target board that has been shot at and thru countless times

20)Like a piece of cai tao guei that was accidentally dropped on the floor, stepped on by countless people and forgotten...silently screaming...