As the big V-day approaches...came across an article that amused me...now my turn to amuse u...*heh* my dear frens out there...this is for you =)

Disclaimer: None of the below came from me, nor does it represent my opinions or feelings...
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The only thing to do this Feb 14 is to completely ignore the day. Pretend that everyone else has gone completely loopy. Make believe that it's just another day. Chant "It's not happening. There is no such thing as Valentine's Day. It is a figment of my imagination. Om. Om." In other words, follow the list that follows...

1) Run around the office and home and tear out every calendar page with 14 Feb on it. Liquid paper is a valuable ally. If all else fails, insert the entire calendar into the paper shredder.

2) Turn off the radio. Unless, of course, you want to listen to a lot of fake American accents reminding you that it's Valentine's Day. And you soooo want that, don't you??

(this is my personal favourite..)
3) When smug couples ask you what you're doing for dinner, tell them seriously that you're joining them and, for a brief moment, enjoy the sudden flicker of panic in their eyes.

4) Draw up a list of all the people who have ever been mean to you and send them an extravagant, but anonymous, V Day card. If they're single, it'll drive them insane wondering who fancies them. Eventually, it'll lead to depression when there's no follow-up on the day. If they're attached, it'll ruin their day because they'll be wondering if there are better catches out there. Classic win-win.

5) When no one is watching - lunch time is perfect - shear off the heads of all the roses in the office.

6) Fly to Nepal. Everyone is a Buddhist there and they will be far too busy working out their past karmas than to worry about earthly trivialities like chocs and teddies.

7)People will be sending you cutesy SMS-es of teddies and heart shapes. Do not even waste your strength scrolling down. Delete the msg immediately and add the sender to your list in Item 4.

8) Go to a public phone booth and make crank calls to your ex-boyfriend/gf when you know they will be having a romantic dinner with their new gf/bf.

9)Promise yourself that next year, you will be attached. even if you have to kidnap someone or pay them to pretend to be your bf/gf.

10)If all else fails, drink a bottle of vodka and knock yourself out for the day.

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*heh* Hope this managed to bring some semblance of a smile to your face...know many of you are overloaded. In all probability, you're too busy to be even looking at this entry. But well, just want you guys to know my prayers are with you and i hope this managed to cheer you up somehow...