A leery old man asks a young lady,"How many boyfriends you have?"
"Oh, in my whole life, only one lah..."
"Really not?? Don't bluff lah...A pretty girl like you, how can only have one?? Must have like ten or more!"
"Need so many for what? One is enough lah.."
"If i were you, i will have more than ten...such a nice and pretty girl..."
----At this point, my goosebumps were doing the marikita...
2 female teachers were trying in vain to trace a particular book.
"Which blue book are you talking about? Is it this one?"
"No lah...it's a DARK blue book, not this LIGHT BLUE one.."
"Don't have lah, are you sure you gave it to me?"
"I think so leh, beginning of this year i gave it to someone..."
" Are you sure it's me? No lah...not me lah..."
"It's you lah..."
"No it's not me..."
"It's you, it's you... *pauses, then breaks into song* It's YOU! it's YOU! It's YOU who built community. It's you! it's you! it's you who built community... It's you...Hahahahahahaaaa...."
----Lameness of this level has got to be the result of work stress...
An irate teacher complains to another amused teacher about her form class..
"You know my class ah? Problem with excessive vulgarity right?? So just now, i went to class with only my markers, slammed the markers down on the table and made them all stand up. I shouted at them,"ok! U like to say vulgarities right! Ok i give you all these markers. You want to sit down? You come get a marker and write a vulgarity big big on the board!" Nobody dared move. "QUICK!! HURRY UP LAH!! WRITE!!" Nobody dared to move or sit down. They just stood there the whole period lor!"
*Evil laughter*
----Hey, teachers must have their fun too musn't they?
2 malay teachers were in the midst of a conversation, when i went over and sat next to them. The lady turned to me and complained,"J you see lah! This R keeps talking about sex, so disgusting..." In one of my few placid moods then, i turned to R and said knowledgeably,"You ah...What comes out of your mouth is a manifestation of what's in your mind..." But before that had time to sink in, the lady colleague spluttered,"WHAT??! What comes out of your mouth is a manifestation of your BEHIND??" ....... *Mad laughter*
----With the ridiculously high level of noise in the classrooms, can you blame teachers for going deaf?
love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.
A bouncing ball. When I'm up I'm up, when I'm down I'm down. It doesn't take me long to bounce right up again
Prayer for myself...
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land.
Prayer Requests...
Career direction: Need godly wisdom in making important decisions and for God to open the way to ST if He so wills.
Spiritual Walk: Discipline in being consistent. Need a revival.
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Hudson Taylor Rating: ****
Highly recommended read. Very inspiring and touching. Insightful as well.
The Tale of Despereaux Rating: ***
Chinese Cinderella Rating: ****
Chinese Cinderella and the Secret Dragon Society Rating: ***
The Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis Letters from Screwtape, a veteran devil, to his amateur nephew. Reveals truths about the Church and christians today. Insightful but heavy.
Creating a Web Page with HTML Just bought this from Popular not too long ago. Essential for a computer dodo like me. Pretty user-friendly lay-out and the colours in there help =)
The NIV Study Bible Started this sometime middle or late last year. Progress real slow. This current read's gonna take a long time. At 1 Chron 7 now. To those on the Bible-reading programme too...Jia you!
